Okay, time for me to get real, people. It has come to my attention that I really, truly, seriously hardcore ship Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin. I didn’t mean for it to happen, at first it was casual and then it evolved into something more when I wasn’t looking. I know it’s wrong, and I know it can never be. But I just can’t fight this feeling. And damnit, I don’t want to. THEIR LOVE IS REAL AND YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.